Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back

Posted on September 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back
U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, announced last night that the United States would accept four more refugees from oppression. The four, all recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize, are over the age of 87. Republicans are livid. Said Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa and Rep. Bob Goodlatte of Virginia, “Once again Obama has exceeded his authority. We know that ISIS and other terrorist groups are using the “refugee issue” to infiltrate our nation, how do we know that one or more of these four is not a terrorist?”
Fox News warned that they had unimpeachable evidence that two of the four were practicing Muslims. “All hell will break loose should they be admitted,” said Sean Hannity. “It will be the end of America as we know it.”
Republicans plan to block the funding of all social programs that cater to the poor and disadvantaged until the four are deported. Congressional hearings—held between votes to defund Obamacare and disapprove the Iran deal, will be held as soon as possible. “Shutting down the government is an option, “ said Goodlatte.

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