Stevieslaw: Surgically Altered

Donald Trump said last night, in a lengthy tirade, that he had indisputable evidence that John McCain’s brain had been altered by liberal leaning surgeons in what was touted as cancer surgery.

“They made up a fake tumor,” said DJT, “so they could get access to his brain. It’s the reason he keeps voting against the very best possible health care bills,” continued Trump.

Senator Lindsay Graham was forced to concur. “I don’t take everything Trump says as gospel,” he said, “But this makes pretty good sense. The McCain who voted to kill our impressive bill is not the McCain I once knew and called a friend.”

“Brain altering surgery for Republicans,”mused our own Smokey Diamond, as her face lit up with delight.