Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets: Who’s the Moron Now!

EPA chief, Scott Pruitt, announced this morning that the U.S. has entered into an energy deal with China. “The U.S. will trade solar panels and wind and water turbines to China, said Pruitt, in exchange for their surplus coal.”

“China has embarked on an ambitious—some might say overly ambitious—plan to convert to “green energy” and to break with their traditional use of coal,” continued Pruitt. “They claim to be doing this with the intention of improving the lives of this and future generations. Hah! We haven’t, as yet, been able to uncover their true motives, but we are working on it.”

“They are practically giving us the coal—their cleanest, sweetest burning coal.” concluded Scotty.

Trump tweeted that this was the kind of sweet, America first deal, he had promised in his campaign.

“We really pulled one over on them,” Trump’s second tweet read, “Who’s the moron now.”