The Trump administration acknowledged that they had not done a good job in tracking the parents and children separated at the border.
“This is ironic,” said Chief Presidential Advisor Stephen Miller. “Not only is the technology readily available,” he continued, “but it is something that I am intimately acquainted with.
“The Germans used a system at Auschwitz—they tattooed the inmates chosen for work details. The last number they used was 202,499, so we could start with 202,500.”
“Problem solved,” Stellvertreter des Fuhrers Miller concluded.