Stevieslaw: Trump Doubles Down on Walls

Donald Trump tweeted today that he has offered to help the Israelis build an monumental wall on the border with Gaza. “Bibi was thrilled,” Trump added, “especially when I told him that the Palestinians would pay for it.”

Jared Kushner, who will take the lead on the project said, “We understand how sensitive this issue is, so to avoid any spurious claims of favoritism, we will conduct negotiations between the Israelis and Palestinians in our new Embassy in Jerusalem, with Hebrew as the official language.”