Monthly Archives: March 2015

Stevieslaw: Mothers for Manners

Posted on March 30, 2015 by stevieslaw

With the campaign season about to begin in earnest, many Americans long for a counterbalance to the lying and mudslinging. And today, we at Stevieslaw are pleased to announce the new watchdog/action group Mothers for Manners. The group will assign … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Indiana Goes One Up

Posted on March 29, 2015 by stevieslaw

Invigorated by their victory in making “The Religious Freedom Act” law, the Indiana State Legislature is taking up the knotty problem of identifying sexual identity,. “It is well known among people of deep religious belief,” said Jess Usis—spokesperson, “That even … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: At War with the Newts

Posted on March 28, 2015 by stevieslaw

Watchingforwar.com, a non-government agency, reported today that the United States is a close as it has ever come—excluding the Milo Minderbinder incident in World War II, to going to war with itself. As you may recall, Milo Minderbinder contracted with … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mr. Peabody’s Coal Train

Posted on March 20, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mr. Peabody’s Coal Train My old friend, John Prine, stopped by last night. He sang his great Kentucky song, Paradise,” and I joined in for the chorus. When I was a child my family would travel Down to Western … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Koch Brothers Compete

Posted on March 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

The story behind the story of the House and Senate budget bills, advanced by the Republican majorities this week, is the life-long competition between Charles and David Koch. “Growing up,” said David, “We competed at every level—like brothers do.” “Now … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: World Leaders Lining Up

Posted on March 18, 2015 by stevieslaw

. Republicans are attributing Ben Netanyahu’s big win to his protocol bending appearance before the United States Congress a few weeks before his election. As you no doubt recall, Bibi’s speech bashed Obama’s negotiations with Iran and to a large … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Truth about “House of Cards.”

Posted on March 17, 2015 by stevieslaw

Sex, murder and cover-up, influence peddling, money laundering, a Chinese connection, a meddling billionaire, rank partisan politics, an inept secret service and FBI—is it any wonder that a recent New York Times poll found that 73% of people who watch … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Senator Bozo’s Timeout

Posted on March 14, 2015 by stevieslaw

Are you tired of your representative saying something so heinous or famously stupid that your jaw drops so rapidly your teeth hurt for hours after? So is Ida Spank, founder and president of Tough Love, Inc. Ida, in an interview … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing

Posted on March 11, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing When GOP spokesperson, Ima Stresed, spoke this morning with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, the first thing she brought up was the terrific amount of pressure the party is under. “We’ve tried, “she said in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: No names, please

Posted on March 10, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: No Names Please NPR has picked up a piece, first presented by the Miami Herald, that has the Governor of Florida fighting climate change by ordering State Employees to never mention it by name. This is critically important to … Continue reading →

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