Monthly Archives: July 2012

Stevieslaw: Democrats Defy NRA

Stevieslaw: Democrats Defy NRA Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has learned that liberal Democrats plan to introduce legislation that will change the nature of assault weapon ownership and use in America forever. Spokesperson, Ima Cooked, said “The bill we are … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trickle and Flutter

Stevieslaw: Trickle and Flutter House Republicans responded today to news that the poverty level would hit a high not seen since 1965 by demanding additional tax cuts for the very rich. “Tough times demand tough responses,” bellowed Sax Rumor their … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Sleepless in State College—Too Big to Football

Stevieslaw: Sleepless in State College Smokey Diamond, our ace reporter, has always been excitable but lately she has been unable to sleep. It seems that all she can manage are cap naps. She prowls around the house and the yard … Continue reading

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Tom Corbett to Resign

Stevieslaw: Tom Corbett to Resign In another Stevieslaw exclusive, our intrepid reporter Smokey Diamond has learned that Tom Corbett will resign as Governor of Pennsylvania on July 31, 2012. According to Corbett spokesperson, D.L. Sayers, the Governor has, after a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Contempt

Stevieslaw: Contempt The Republican controlled House of Representatives, fulfilling their constitutional duty to kill time between election campaigns, voted for the 31st time to repeal all or part of the Health Care Bill. Surprisingly, the vote did not improve their … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Ditty for Mitty

Stevieslaw: A Ditty for Mitty Smokey Diamond, our intrepid investigative reporter, is so fearless that we at Stevieslaw are often worried her “nine lives” might not be nearly enough. Yet, even Smokey has a softer side. Late in the evening, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Surveying the Landscape

Cousin Myron, the fiery red-headed math whizz, was fuming. “It’s blackmail,” he sputtered. “You don’t want to get your doctor, lawyer or baby-sitter in trouble, so you fill out their stupid survey.” “And that, of course, proves to everyone that … Continue reading

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