Monthly Archives: April 2011

StevieslawWonders: Come again, Tom Corbett.

Posted on April 29, 2011 by stevieslaw

There are signs of high-anxiety in Pennsylvania. Although spring is sprung, the grass has not yet riz and the birdies aren’t.  People are taking it hard as well.  Many are unkempt, unshaven and uncommunicative.  They wander around and mutter to … Continue reading →

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StevieslawConspTheory101: I Believe, I Do I Believe It’s True…

Posted on April 28, 2011 by stevieslaw

Psst.  Psst. You. Yes, you.  Now that the President has shown he was born in the USA, I bet you are looking for another conspiracy theory to latch onto.  I have one right here in the inside pocket of my … Continue reading →

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StevieslawBofRights: Don’t Shoot. We Give Up.

Posted on April 27, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw:  Don’t Shoot. We Give Up. It seems that at least once a week our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, treats us to an article about the six “w’s” of the gun law. Today it was, “Leaders debate guns … Continue reading →

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Smokey Diamond: The Intrepid Reporter

Posted on April 27, 2011 by stevieslaw
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StevieslawExclusive: The Donald, Barack Hussein Obama, and the Taliban Tunnel

Posted on April 26, 2011 by stevieslaw

Donald Trump has been running hard against Barack Obama, even though it’s quite early in the race for the Presidency.  Trump has been arguing that there is no evidence to prove that Obama was born in America.  More recently, he … Continue reading →

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StevieslawPubServAnn: Squelching the Naturally Gaseous Rumors

Posted on April 25, 2011 by stevieslaw

David Caruso, of the Associated Press, reports in this morning’s Centre Daily Times that the natural gas industry will stop using riverside water treatment plants to get rid of millions of barrels of tainted wastewater that results from fracking.  The … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: A Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Producers.

Posted on April 21, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond was able to obtain The Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Production Corporations: A Primer this week.  It is surprisingly short. In applying for a permit to drill, blast, or frack, cite the extensive research you have done that … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: Republican Primary to Air on Fox as the Reality-like Show, Lost Too.

Posted on April 20, 2011 by stevieslaw

Our own intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, has uncovered plans by the Republican National Committee to frame their 2012 primary race in terms of the popular TV show “Lost.” The Reality-like show will air on Fox News more or less 24 … Continue reading →

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StevieslawItMakeNoSense: Tom Corbett Babbles like a Blighted Brook. AP Looks On.

Posted on April 19, 2011 by stevieslaw

Peter Jackson of the Associated Press, reporting in today’s local paper, has Pennsylvania Governor and man of the people, Tom Corbett, assuring citizens that he will “not let them poison the water.”  Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, and I would … Continue reading →

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