Monthly Archives: April 2011

StevieslawWonders: Come again, Tom Corbett.

There are signs of high-anxiety in Pennsylvania. Although spring is sprung, the grass has not yet riz and the birdies aren’t.  People are taking it hard as well.  Many are unkempt, unshaven and uncommunicative.  They wander around and mutter to … Continue reading

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StevieslawConspTheory101: I Believe, I Do I Believe It’s True…

Psst.  Psst. You. Yes, you.  Now that the President has shown he was born in the USA, I bet you are looking for another conspiracy theory to latch onto.  I have one right here in the inside pocket of my … Continue reading

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StevieslawBofRights: Don’t Shoot. We Give Up.

Stevieslaw:  Don’t Shoot. We Give Up. It seems that at least once a week our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, treats us to an article about the six “w’s” of the gun law. Today it was, “Leaders debate guns … Continue reading

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Smokey Diamond: The Intrepid Reporter

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StevieslawExclusive: The Donald, Barack Hussein Obama, and the Taliban Tunnel

Donald Trump has been running hard against Barack Obama, even though it’s quite early in the race for the Presidency.  Trump has been arguing that there is no evidence to prove that Obama was born in America.  More recently, he … Continue reading

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StevieslawPubServAnn: Squelching the Naturally Gaseous Rumors

David Caruso, of the Associated Press, reports in this morning’s Centre Daily Times that the natural gas industry will stop using riverside water treatment plants to get rid of millions of barrels of tainted wastewater that results from fracking.  The … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Producers.

Smokey Diamond was able to obtain The Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Production Corporations: A Primer this week.  It is surprisingly short. In applying for a permit to drill, blast, or frack, cite the extensive research you have done that … Continue reading

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