Monthly Archives: October 2015

Stevieslaw: The Hour When the Ship Comes In

Inspiration It blew in against the tide with so little fanfare that it startled the longshoremen who had taken to rust in the salt air. Smiles of self-congratulation rivalled the blaze of the setting sun. “To patience and perseverance,” trumpeted … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The National Rifle Association Steps Up

Stevieslaw: National Rifle Association Steps Up The NRA announced tonight that they would defend, Tony Torrez, the 32 year old man who has confessed to the “road rage” killing of a 4 year old girl on an Albuquerque road. Spokesperson, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ryan Relaxes Requirements

Stevieslaw: Ryan Relaxes Requirements Smokey Diamond, Chief Political Reporter for Stevieslaw, had a remarkably candid discussion with Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin about what concessions he needs from the ultraconservatives—the self-proclaimed Freedom Caucus, for him to accept the job of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today

Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today—Fish in a Barrel We haven’t used this feature often this year. Headlines are tricky to predict. That is the reason we are so pleased to present a guest “headline of tomorrow,” from Edwin Walker of the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Elmer Fudd Declines

Stevieslaw: Elmer Fudd Declines Republican spokesperson, Lun E. Tans, reported today that the latest candidate for Speaker of the House, Elmer Fudd, has decided not to run. Looney, as he prefers to be called, said “We thought Elmer would be … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: New Shows to Thrill You

Stevieslaw: New Shows to Thrill You Although insensitive remarks by Ben Carson and Jeb Bush may end up dooming their presidential aspirations, the networks have been listening. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has just learned that CBS will have Dr. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Claus Quits

Stevieslaw: Claus Quits Santa Claus revealed today that he would no longer be delivering toys to boys and girls in the United States on Christmas Eve. “My wife and some of the elves that have been with me hundreds of … Continue reading

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