Monthly Archives: February 2016

Stevieslaw: Diss-Obama Day

Stevieslaw: Diss-Obama Day The Republican leadership in the House and the Senate is admitted terrified by the prospect of maintaining unity after the reign of Obama ends this year. “It’s been a great run,” said Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama

Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama Jubilant Senate Republicans told our own Smokey Diamond today that they were able to suspend President Obama’s phone and internet service. Said, Mitch McConnell spokesperson, Ida Myway, “the senators are tired of hearing from him—Supreme Court, Guantanamo, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ted Cruz to raze “White” House

Stevieslaw: Ted Cruz to raze “White” House With super-Tuesday just over a week away, the Republican front runners are desperately trying to energize their base supporters. For the Cruz campaign, that means getting his natural constituency of white supremacists, over-the-top … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice

Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice Senate Republicans decided this morning to change their strategy. Said Mitch McConnell spokesperson, D. Perat Times, “We have been uncharacteristically negative in opposing the appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice. “Senate Republicans, after much thought, have … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Greed–the gift that keeps giving and giving…

Stevieslaw: Greed—the gift that keeps giving The Brookings Institute reports that for men born in 1920, there was a six year difference in life expectancy between the top 10 percent of earners and the bottom ten percent of earners. For … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court

Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court There seem to be subtle differences between the people currently serving in the Senate and those who are (or were) on the Supreme Court. For example, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who could not … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron’s Albanian Connection

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron’s Albanian Connection I could hear the wheels turning. Myron, my ferocious red-headed cousin, had called me last week in more of a tizzy than usual. That’s not easy, as Myron works himself up about nearly everything. “They … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Public Service Announcement

Stevieslaw: A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Now that we’ve learned that Governor John Kasich of Ohio will sign a bill to defund Planned Parenthood, we would like to remind our readers that Johnny is the face of Republican moderates. Practice safe-voting … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven

Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven Now that it is more or less agreed among the most fervent Evangelicals that Ted Cruz has been anointed by God to be our next president, his campaign has begun to use his Messiah-like … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Billionaire Spirit

Stevieslaw: Billionaire Spirit It seems as if all of us have at one time or another decorated the family sedan or van with a bumper sticker signifying pride or support. For example, one sees many cars with “my daughter is … Continue reading

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