Monthly Archives: August 2015

Stevieslaw: Welcome to Dodge

Posted on August 28, 2015 by stevieslaw

We often compare a place with a history of extreme violence with Dodge, a city at the edge of the cattle trail that we associate with drunken cowboys—who are flush with cash and looking for whisky, women, poker and a … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Obama Did It

Posted on August 24, 2015 by stevieslaw

American conservatives are seizing on the timing of the end to the Obama’s vacation on Martha’s Vineyard on Sunday and the crash of the stock market on Monday. “Clearly, said spokepeson David Tuoplusto, the markets anticipate that with Obama back … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Shocked by Study

Posted on August 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

We have just learned that a blue ribbon panel, appointed by the RNC to advise their Presidential candidates on science, has concluded that all immigrants, even those here illegally, are of the same species as the rest of us—that is … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming.

Posted on August 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming. Our local newspaper, the CDT, in a largely successful effort to avoid reporting actual news, picked up a story today from Patrick Whittle of the AP that describes the migration of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: So Help Me…

Posted on August 13, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: So Help Me… Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned today that a conference call among all the Republican candidates for President has led to an historic agreement. Donna R. Member, RNC spokesperson, explained. “The candidates—including our front runner Donald … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: A Slightly Different Version

Posted on August 12, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: A Slightly Different Version A family member posted this recently. It’s been bothering me all week, as the version of the story I heard differs very slightly in some small details. I might as well give my take here. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trumped. Policy Statements from out Future President (1)

Posted on August 5, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trumped! Policy Statements from our Future President (1) The Donald spokesperson, Ima N.T. Fired, said today that front-runner Trump has revised his immigration policy. “The Donald is quick on his feet,” noted Mr. Fired, and is willing to modify … Continue reading →

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