Monthly Archives: December 2013

Stevieslaw: Poll Links Obamacare to Measles Outbreak in Turkey

A new Associated Press/GfK poll of 1023 Americans has found that nearly 4 out of 5 blame The Affordable Health Care Act for the recent outbreak of measles in Izmir, the third largest city in Turkey. More than 93% of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Culture of Dependency and Term Limits

XXXX, the secret identity of XXXX asked me to comment on a report by msnbc in which Rand Paul—not to be confused with Ron Paul—not to be confused with Paul Ryan—not to be confused with Ayn Rand said that unemployment … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tom Corbett’s Lucky Socks

In his very successful effort to say something really stupid every day, Governor Tom Corbett tied raising the State’s minimum wage to changing the dynamic of the economic recovery. “The economy is starting to come back, Corbett said, I always … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tire Pressure–The LAGuide to Buying a Car

Tire Pressure: The LAGuide to Buying a Car No one sane would ever accuse the male members of my immediate family of “poetic leanings,” yet each and every one of them certainly subscribed to a philosophy based to some extent … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett Brief Defines Poor, Pregnant and Disabled as Icky

I’m certain that Marc Levy, writing for the Associated Press, did not intend to write a coma inducing article about Tom Corbett’s plan to bring Federal Medicaid dollars to Pennsylvania for the purpose of not using them. Writing sensibly about … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Panic in the Streets as Hedge Fund Managers Strike

So you open up the local newspaper to page 4 only to learn that the a. Farm workers, b. Personal and Home Care Aides, c. Food Preparation and Serving workers, or d. Portfolio Managers at Large Hedge Funds, are on … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Rover Spirit Unlocks Martian Mystery

NASA reported today that their Martian Rover Spirit had uncovered a treasure trove of documents from an ancient civilization. It has taken NASA and the best minds at the NSA more than two years to translate some of these documents—with … Continue reading

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