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Stevieslaw: A good kick in the pants

Stevieslaw: A Good Kick in the Pants I liked to visit my mother at the nursing home in the mornings. She loved to be served breakfast. She would sit in the big easy chair we had salvaged from her home, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: One a Day

Stevieslaw: One a Day Trump Industries has begun marketing a “Make America Great Again,” pill under the brand name, “Believe Me.” “Believe Me,” will be sold through the mail and on street corners and will be heavily advertised.” “Ads for … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Persistence of Memory

The Persistence of Memory And there it is, something sweet from who knows where– an arrival as unsuspected as finding, upon your doorstep, something old and dear you never knew you’d lost.

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Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public

Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public Hi John Q: Well I’m off on my seven week paid vacation. I’m afraid that once again my colleagues and I got almost nothing done. But why pretend that you care? We will patch together … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings

Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings In a contentious, fourteen hour debate, moderates defeated an amendment to the Republican Platform that would have allowed for the “beheading, boiling in oil, or burning at the stake of perverts.” The amendment … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Year

Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Season The research arm of the NRA has concluded that every single homicidal maniac in the nation is now armed. “We reached everyone,” said Spokesperson, Armed Hammer, “from the criminally insane actively frothing at the mouth … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure

Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure The U.S. Senate showed some spine today as it passed its strongest gun control measure in decades. In a startlingly bipartisan manner, the Senate voted 64 to 36 to deny Osama Bin … Continue reading

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