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Stevieslaw: The Persistence of Memory

The Persistence of Memory And there it is, something sweet from who knows where– an arrival as unsuspected as finding, upon your doorstep, something old and dear you never knew you’d lost.

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Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public

Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public Hi John Q: Well I’m off on my seven week paid vacation. I’m afraid that once again my colleagues and I got almost nothing done. But why pretend that you care? We will patch together … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings

Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings In a contentious, fourteen hour debate, moderates defeated an amendment to the Republican Platform that would have allowed for the “beheading, boiling in oil, or burning at the stake of perverts.” The amendment … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Year

Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Season The research arm of the NRA has concluded that every single homicidal maniac in the nation is now armed. “We reached everyone,” said Spokesperson, Armed Hammer, “from the criminally insane actively frothing at the mouth … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure

Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure The U.S. Senate showed some spine today as it passed its strongest gun control measure in decades. In a startlingly bipartisan manner, the Senate voted 64 to 36 to deny Osama Bin … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My Imaginary Skill–Silver Birch Press

My future in DIY, poem by Steven Deutsch (MY IMAGINARY SKILL Poetry & Prose Series) June 17, 2016 // I will be that guy. I swear it. The one that people call when the whoosis is stuck or when that … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: In the Colorful Language of the Fifties

Stevieslaw: In the Colorful Language of the Fifties Although my father and mother and uncles and aunts hadn’t a single high school diploma among them, they were often wise in the way of the world. And while some of the … Continue reading

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