Monthly Archives: September 2015

Stevieslaw: Why Boehner Had to Go

Stevieslaw: Why Boehner had to go Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has uncovered the real reason John Boehner was forced to leave the speakership and congress. Said a spokesperson for Matt Salmon, a founding member of the Freedom Caucus, “we … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear

Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear It took me a few minutes to figure out that the text message was from my excellent Cousin Myron—the frenetic, red headed math whizz and recent Presidential candidate. Myron had not used his usual account. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back

Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, announced last night that the United States would accept four more refugees from oppression. The four, all recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize, are over the age of 87. Republicans … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government

Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government The Republicans in Congress have just a released a definitive statement on the reasons they must shut down the federal government. Ted Cruz, who is planning to read during the filibuster, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: All we are saying…

Stevieslaw: All we are saying… Republicans in the Senate voted a second time to disapprove the Iran Nuclear Treaty in the hope that “some Democrats would be careless” in the repeat vote. A crestfallen Mitch McConnell—obviously exhausted by having to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans to Do Double Duty

Our tireless Republican legislators have taken on another major issue—effectively doubling their work load. No, it’s not the impending loss of our government’s ability to pay its bills that concerns these hard working ideologues. No, it’s not our failing infrastructure. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Fact or fiction?

Stevieslaw: Fact or Fiction? Yale forestry researcher, Thomas Crowther, reports that there are roughly 3 trillion trees now on earth. Wow! And in 300 years, if we project from the current loss of trees there will be none. He mostly … Continue reading

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