Monthly Archives: September 2015

Stevieslaw: Why Boehner Had to Go

Posted on September 30, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Why Boehner had to go Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has uncovered the real reason John Boehner was forced to leave the speakership and congress. Said a spokesperson for Matt Salmon, a founding member of the Freedom Caucus, “we … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear

Posted on September 23, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear It took me a few minutes to figure out that the text message was from my excellent Cousin Myron—the frenetic, red headed math whizz and recent Presidential candidate. Myron had not used his usual account. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back

Posted on September 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, announced last night that the United States would accept four more refugees from oppression. The four, all recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize, are over the age of 87. Republicans … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government

Posted on September 17, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government The Republicans in Congress have just a released a definitive statement on the reasons they must shut down the federal government. Ted Cruz, who is planning to read during the filibuster, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans to Do Double Duty

Posted on September 11, 2015 by stevieslaw

Our tireless Republican legislators have taken on another major issue—effectively doubling their work load. No, it’s not the impending loss of our government’s ability to pay its bills that concerns these hard working ideologues. No, it’s not our failing infrastructure. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fact or fiction?

Posted on September 6, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fact or Fiction? Yale forestry researcher, Thomas Crowther, reports that there are roughly 3 trillion trees now on earth. Wow! And in 300 years, if we project from the current loss of trees there will be none. He mostly … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The NRA Hour: Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead

Posted on September 4, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The NRA Hour: Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead? Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter at Stevieslaw, has just learned that a new Reality TV show with the catchy title of “Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead,” has entered production. The show was able … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My God

Posted on September 3, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: My God Radical fundamentalists of all stripes have certainly been in the forefront of the news this year, what with, ISIS beheading non-believers and destroying ancient ruins that offend them, the Taliban once again on the offensive in Pakghanistan, … Continue reading →

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