Monthly Archives: August 2012

Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea

Posted on August 27, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea I hadn’t seen Arnold Slanzky in years. The last I had heard he was working toward a doctorate in Public Health with a thesis that purported to show that the pets of the top 1% had much … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis

Posted on August 27, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis. Republicans fear that Mitt’s new motherboard, Empathy III, will not arrive from China in time for the convention. As you have no doubt heard, Empathy II fried during the Mitts attempt at a birther joke. Sal … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me

Posted on August 6, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me I woke a week ago Monday to find three representatives from Americans for Prosperity; the superpac formed by the billionaire Koch brothers, in my living room. They had somehow learned that I was a registered independent … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Practice, Practice, Practice

Posted on August 4, 2012 by stevieslaw

I have known engineers who, when faced with a new piece of research equipment, will spend several weeks pressing every button, tweaking every knob, and observing the results with some sort of geek glee—all without recourse to the manufacturer’s manual. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: I am the King of England

Posted on August 2, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: I am the King of England In my freshman year at college, my calculus professor set out to show the students in his class how woefully undereducated they were. He offered up the following challenge: If he could prove … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Your Roots Are Showing

Posted on August 1, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Your Roots are Showing Lt. Gov David Dewhurst lost a GOP runoff election to Tea Party candidate Ted Cruz yesterday because it was rumored that he had once uttered the word democrat in a student production in third grade. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty

Posted on August 1, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty When Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, ran down The Mitt’s campaign spokesperson, Iwana More, at his family vacation compound in Nantucket, he found Iwana pumped up and crowing. “Mitt’s overseas tour was a great victory,” she said. … Continue reading →

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