Monthly Archives: November 2017

Stevieslaw: Are you Republican?

Stevieslaw: How to tell if you are a Republican Some years ago, I published a piece entitled “Are you Jewish?” in which I provided a simple test—can you slug down a pastrami sandwich on white bread with mayo or butter … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: All You Can Eat—Hy’s Song

For my dad, a man with great

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Stevieslaw: My poem “Agnes was here” is in Ekphrastic Review

Image by Jody Kennedy http://www.ekphrastic.net Agnes Was Here I saw Jay last week. It was late and the streets surrounding the intersection of the BMT with the Church Avenue bus were deserted. He stood humpbacked, sheltering from the snow under … Continue reading

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#14 Fall•Winter 2017

Originally posted on Word Fountain:
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Stevieslaw: All Tied Up in Alabama

Stevieslaw: All Tied Up in Alabama Roy Moore’s legal team announced triumphantly this morning that they had located four women in Huntsville and five in Tuscaloosa willing to swear they were not abused by the judge. “We believe we can … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Forgiving the Forgetful

Stevieslaw: Forgiving the Forgetful Mary Sessions testified before the House Judiciary Committee today as a collaborative witness. She testified that her husband Jeff was among the most forgetful people she had ever met. “I spend half of every day running … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Evolution in the “barefoot and pregnant belt.”

Stevieslaw: Evolution in the “barefoot and pregnant belt.” Here at Stevieslaw, we are constantly amazed at the power of evolution. We could never have predicted that the same bible thumpers who would have hung Roy Moore from an oak tree … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Honest Hypocrisy

Stevieslaw: Honest Hypocrisy Some Senate Republicans have cautiously moved away from their candidate for Senate in Alabama, Roy Moore. That, after charges that Moore preyed on teenage girls surfaced this week. Still, Republican Senators are careful to start and finish … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron promises Paradise for S. Central Brooklyn

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron promises paradise for South Central Brooklyn Cousin Myron, the red-headed, math whizz, who made a fortune with a progressive betting scheme on the ponies, runs a tax preparation service in the Brooklyn neighborhoods of Brownsville and East … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Only in America

America Today, we learned that Wayne LaPierre, of the NRA, will start a weekly syndicated column in over 200 newspapers. The column will most likely be called “Our thoughts and prayers,” and be presented alongside the column by Cal Thomas. … Continue reading

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