Monthly Archives: February 2014

Stevieslaw: National Weather Service Tracking Rebecca

The National Weather Service announced today that it has begun to track another major weather event, termed Rebecca. Rebecca, or pleasant Tuesday, is scheduled to impact the entire nation on March 18th. No snow, sleet, hail, freezing rain, torrential downpours, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act

Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act The Kansas State Legislature, led by the compassionate Christian Right, seems poised to pass a bill that will guarantee the “safe passage” of some of its citizens through Kansas to the border … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando

Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, returned from Orlando, Florida today looking like something the cat dragged in. “That full body armor is heavy,” she complained. “But at least I made it back alive.” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Barry

Barry I made his bail in some crappy little courthouse in the Panhandle. I don’t recall the name for what he’d sold. The sun was high and the light had turned the town an astonished white. After, we ate biscuits, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My Voices Column for February

“You can do It!” The Emergency Laguide to Surviving February “I’m a good person,” was the first thing my Cousin Lou told me when they wheeled him to my car at the local emergency room. “And I have a reasonably … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett in “hes ohn werds”

Here at Stevieslaw, we will on occasion publish some inspiration words said as part of a presentation or interview given by one of our elected officials. Today, we have pulled out of an article by Marc Levy of the Associated … Continue reading

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