Monthly Archives: March 2016

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Slicing an Apple

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Slicing an Apple While the FBI is not discussing how they were able to hack into the I-phone of Syed Farook, the gunman who with his wife killed 14 people in San Bernardino in December and Apple is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: What dies in winter.

Stevieslaw: What dies in winter. It was just nice enough yesterday for me to bundle up, grab my old pruning shears and head out to the garden. I like to believe I’m a gardener, but the truth is I never … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee…

Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee… then your party is broken beyond repair. Or poetically: The Republican Party sat on a wall, The Republican Party had a great fall; All the king’s horses and all the king’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: It’s Not Complicated

My poem “It’s not complicated” just appeared is the current issue (17) of Misfit Magazine. The link is to misfitmagazine.net. I’ve reprinted the page: It’s Not Complicated Our yoga instructor calmly commands our attention, as she stands a perfect tree … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate”

Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate.” The OED today announced that it has added the verb, “to cobamanate” to the English language. The verb and its noun and adjective forms are to be used in the sense of “contaminate,” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Canadians to Thump Trump

Stevieslaw: Canadians to thump Trump Citing a brilliant new strategy, the Republican leadership announced today that they will allow Canadians to vote in each of the remaining primaries in an ongoing effort to stop Donald Trump. “Canadians of any age … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake

Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake Rolland Garis, spokesperson for the Republican Establishment, confessed today to our own Smokey Diamond that they had made a grave mistake. “We mixed up two names that sounded just like each other,” he said. … Continue reading

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