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Monthly Archives: March 2016
Stevieslaw Exclusive: Slicing an Apple
Stevieslaw Exclusive: Slicing an Apple While the FBI is not discussing how they were able to hack into the I-phone of Syed Farook, the gunman who with his wife killed 14 people in San Bernardino in December and Apple is … Continue reading
Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college
Tagged algebra, Apple, d, FBI, I-phone, San Bernardino, Smokey, smokey diamond, Syed Farook
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Stevieslaw: What dies in winter.
Stevieslaw: What dies in winter. It was just nice enough yesterday for me to bundle up, grab my old pruning shears and head out to the garden. I like to believe I’m a gardener, but the truth is I never … Continue reading
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Tagged Bernie Sanders, donald trump, gardening
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Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee…
Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee… then your party is broken beyond repair. Or poetically: The Republican Party sat on a wall, The Republican Party had a great fall; All the king’s horses and all the king’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Humpty Dumpty, republicans, Ted Cruz
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Stevieslaw: It’s Not Complicated
My poem “It’s not complicated” just appeared is the current issue (17) of Misfit Magazine. The link is to misfitmagazine.net. I’ve reprinted the page: It’s Not Complicated Our yoga instructor calmly commands our attention, as she stands a perfect tree … Continue reading
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Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate”
Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate.” The OED today announced that it has added the verb, “to cobamanate” to the English language. The verb and its noun and adjective forms are to be used in the sense of “contaminate,” … Continue reading
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Tagged obama, oxford english dictionary, Paul Ryan
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Stevieslaw: Canadians to Thump Trump
Stevieslaw: Canadians to thump Trump Citing a brilliant new strategy, the Republican leadership announced today that they will allow Canadians to vote in each of the remaining primaries in an ongoing effort to stop Donald Trump. “Canadians of any age … Continue reading
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Tagged Brown Shirts, Donald Trump Ernst Rohm, primaries, Ted Cruz
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Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake
Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake Rolland Garis, spokesperson for the Republican Establishment, confessed today to our own Smokey Diamond that they had made a grave mistake. “We mixed up two names that sounded just like each other,” he said. … Continue reading
Stevieslaw: A 21st Century toast for seniors
May we all outlive our LED bulbs.
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Stevieslaw: Schoolyard Wisdom
Stevieslaw: Schoolyard Wisdom My cousin, Arty, had the intelligence of a gerbil and the self-confidence of a lion. He liked nothing better than to grab some poor stickball player by his shirt and tell him in great detail what was … Continue reading
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Tagged Brooklyn, brownsville
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Stevieslaw: Interview with the cub reporter in the Blue Moon Diner
To accompany Dinor Bleu: The Vanishing American Diner–Photographs by Chuck Fong at the Bellefonte Art Museum, our poetry group gave a recital of “diner” poems and stories entitled Blue Plate Special. A booklet of the poems and excerpts from the … Continue reading
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