Monthly Archives: June 2015

Stevieslaw: Top 10 Reasons to Visit the Bellefonte Art Museum

The Top Ten Reasons Why You Need to Visit the Bellefonte Art Museum By Steven Deutsch. 1. There are nearly 150 local artists in their registry who have the opportunity to show and sell at the museum. These artists may … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Long May it Wave?

Stevieslaw: Long may it wave? E. Waugh, spokesperson for German Chancellor Angela Merkel, announced today that the Nazi flag would once again fly over the Reichstag Building in Berlin. Evelyn said, “While we all know that the Nazi regime was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tea Ceremony

Tea Ceremony Sunday morning breakfast was as close as we could come to sacred ritual in our house. Mom slept in and dad would orchestrate in his best robe– the eggs here the butter there, and the coffee pot to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas

Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas Rick Perry suspended his Presidential campaign today, so that his entire staff can search for his “smart” glasses. Perry blamed his statement that the shooting of nine black people in South Carolina, “was an accident,” on … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill

Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill The FDA seems poised to approve an over-the-counter drug that will allow black people to appear in public as white. FDA spokesperson, Tchek Twice, said “it’s a consequence of continuing research into stealth aircraft—essentially adding … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed: Jeb will sign Magna Carta

Duke designate and Jeb spokesperson for life, O.F Earl, said today “The Jeb campaign is not about family or dynasty, but about what He can do for our troubled nation. There will be nothing medieval about the reign of Jeb … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: God Breaks 2 Thousand Years of Silence

Stevieslaw: God Breaks Two Thousand Years of Silence God spoke to the entire planet today at 4:30 AM Eastern Time. The world was bathed in a warm blue light as the Creator of the Universe spoke: Everyone was instantly awake … Continue reading

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