Monthly Archives: July 2016

Stevieslaw: The Persistence of Memory

Posted on July 20, 2016 by stevieslaw

The Persistence of Memory And there it is, something sweet from who knows where– an arrival as unsuspected as finding, upon your doorstep, something old and dear you never knew you’d lost.

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Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public

Posted on July 15, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public Hi John Q: Well I’m off on my seven week paid vacation. I’m afraid that once again my colleagues and I got almost nothing done. But why pretend that you care? We will patch together … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings

Posted on July 13, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings In a contentious, fourteen hour debate, moderates defeated an amendment to the Republican Platform that would have allowed for the “beheading, boiling in oil, or burning at the stake of perverts.” The amendment … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Year

Posted on July 12, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Season The research arm of the NRA has concluded that every single homicidal maniac in the nation is now armed. “We reached everyone,” said Spokesperson, Armed Hammer, “from the criminally insane actively frothing at the mouth … Continue reading →

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