Monthly Archives: December 2014

Stevieslaw: Fox News to Add Weather Report

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Imno S. Citist, spokesperson for Fox News, told Smokey Diamond today that Fox will be adding a weather report starting on the first of the year. Imno said “we will dedicate five minutes from every news hour to the weather, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Story of the Year

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond was hard at work by the time I strolled into the offices of Stevieslaw this morning. As usual, she had settled on the only patch of sunshine in our basement rooms as a place to compose her stories. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The gift that will keep giving

Posted on December 29, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The gift that will keep giving. Marc Levy, writing for the Associated Press, discussed the growing disparity between what wealthy and poor districts spend to educate children in Pennsylvania. He noted that this “funding gap” has more than doubled … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Virtue of Selfishness

Posted on December 24, 2014 by stevieslaw

I mentioned once before that our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, has moved significantly to the right, what with headlines that might have been written by Rush Limbaugh and the occasional piece by say, the spokesperson for the “Banking … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: TH Today-Spontaneous Combustion

Posted on December 19, 2014 by stevieslaw

The New York City Police and Fire Departments have ruled out arson as the cause of the fire that leveled Fox News Headquarters on the Avenue of Americas today. No one was hurt in the incident. Fire Department spokesperson, Gladys … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Fragile Condition

Posted on December 19, 2014 by stevieslaw

My Fragile Condition In my glory days, I’d get rejections from all the best journals. Once or twice there was even a penned note from some assistant to the assistant editor, hinting at how close I had nearly come. These … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaws: TH Today-Cheney Apologizes

Posted on December 15, 2014 by stevieslaw

Facing a hypothetical question as to whether or not using “enhanced interrogation techniques” on the grandparents and grandchildren of detainees as they watched would have crossed the line to torture, former VP Dick Cheney turned beet-red and stammered, “I never … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw:Tomorrow’s Headlines Today: Banks Urge Caution

Posted on December 13, 2014 by stevieslaw

With the Senate poised to approve the omnibus spending bill and B.O. ready to sign it, the major banks are already giving thanks to the representatives of the people for an outstanding Christmas gift. “The roll-back of the Dodd Frank … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today (3)

Posted on December 10, 2014 by stevieslaw

A Paul Ogist, spokesperson for the Republican caucus, stated today, “The Senate Report on torture has summoned Republicans in both the House and the Senate to call for a Grand Jury investigation into the role of George Bush, Dick Cheney … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today

Posted on December 7, 2014 by stevieslaw

In a story picked up by newspapers across the country, The New York Times reported today that Republican Attorney Generals had united with fossil fuel energy companies to help fight the EPA on clean air and water regulations. “These energy … Continue reading →

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