Monthly Archives: June 2011

Stevieslaw: New Rule for Nobel Prize

Posted on June 30, 2011 by stevieslaw

King Gustav of Sweden announced today a new rule for the Nobel Peace Prize award.  The Nobel Committee will award the prize only to those dead for at least 50 years.  A formal death certificate will be required. His Highness, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: No Poll Tax This Year.

Posted on June 21, 2011 by stevieslaw

Pennsylvania House Republicans, certain of passing a bill demanding photo id from all voters, conceded today that they would not be able to push through Poll Taxes and literacy tests as part of their new voting rights push.  As you … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Father’s Day

Posted on June 19, 2011 by stevieslaw

Father’s Day Your song sang in my mind today. I longed so to sing it with you. It was one of your sillier songs, and it rolled round and round, like that toy train you bought for me once, when … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Personhood and Compassion in the House of Representatives.

Posted on June 17, 2011 by stevieslaw

The Republican Caucus in the House of Representatives took an unprecedented step today in defining personhood for the purpose of legislation.  First class people will be defined as: a. a fetus or b. an individual earning more than $250,000 a year … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Threat Leveling the Marcellus Shale

Posted on June 17, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey and I would like to offer Kudos to our local newspaper, the CDT. Once again they have put two stories together on the front page that were made perfectly for each other.  The first is entitled: Ridge: Firms need … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Exclusive Photos Here

Posted on June 16, 2011 by stevieslaw

Exclusive photos of Anthony Weiner stepping down will be available at stevieslaw.  We can get them to you on Twitter, or for those nostalgia buffs, we can mail them to you in a plain manila envelope.

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Stevieslaw: A List of Winners from this year’s reading.

Posted on June 13, 2011 by stevieslaw

My friend, Fred Ramsey, got me started by putting a list on facebook of the books he had read this year.  I read a lot, which is great, but retain little, which is not great.  Here are some of my … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the Bombing of East Yehupits.

Posted on June 9, 2011 by stevieslaw

Myron called me yesterday at two to tell me to turn on the TV.  Myron, as you may recall is a high school dropout and self made millionaire with flaming red hair and a temper to match.  “What station?” I … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: What’s in a Name

Posted on June 8, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: What’s in a Name? Some of you might know that Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, changed his name from one that suggested either the arrival of the storm troopers or, when mispronounced, a feminine hygiene technique.  With bullying one … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Confronting Boehner on Libya

Posted on June 3, 2011 by stevieslaw

House Speaker John Boehner introduced legislation Thursday that would require President Obama to justify our involvement in Libya within 15 days.  We, at Stevieslaw, present a succinct but thorough justification below:

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