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Stevieslaw: A Public Service Announcement

Stevieslaw: A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Now that we’ve learned that Governor John Kasich of Ohio will sign a bill to defund Planned Parenthood, we would like to remind our readers that Johnny is the face of Republican moderates. Practice safe-voting … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven

Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven Now that it is more or less agreed among the most fervent Evangelicals that Ted Cruz has been anointed by God to be our next president, his campaign has begun to use his Messiah-like … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Billionaire Spirit

Stevieslaw: Billionaire Spirit It seems as if all of us have at one time or another decorated the family sedan or van with a bumper sticker signifying pride or support. For example, one sees many cars with “my daughter is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Billionaire Spirit It seems as if all of us have at one time or another decorated the family sedan or van with a bumper sticker signifying pride or support. For example, one sees many cars with “my daughter is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Rubio tells all

Stevieslaw: Rubio Tells All An obviously distraught and tearful Marco Rubio unveiled to the entire world today a secret that he had carried with him since he was a pre-teenager. Rubio explained, in a breaking voice, how he had been … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cruz campaign warns of the curse of Egypt

Stevieslaw: Cruz Campaign warns of the curse of Egypt Moses Rebern, chief liaison officer between the Cruz campaign and the Evangelicals and one of his more centrist advisors, warned today that failure to anoint Ted Cruz president of the United … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The New Candidate

Stevieslaw: The New Candidate. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, got the news with her coffee and sardines this morning. The Association of Republican Super PACs had decided that their members must drastically change their direction. They wanted to talk. Smokey … Continue reading

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