Stevieslaw: National Weather Service Tracking Rebecca

Posted on February 28, 2014 by stevieslaw

The National Weather Service announced today that it has begun to track another major weather event, termed Rebecca. Rebecca, or pleasant Tuesday, is scheduled to impact the entire nation on March 18th. No snow, sleet, hail, freezing rain, torrential downpours, or ridiculously low temperatures are expected. Residents should be aware that no shoveling, salting, or bailing will be necessary. Shivering will be officially frowned upon and it is entirely conceivable that a bird or two might sing.

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2 Responses to Stevieslaw: National Weather Service Tracking Rebecca

  1. The Commadore says:
    March 1, 2014 at 4:49 am

    My dear friend Stevarino,
    Are youse living in the southern half of the other hemisphere (Oz)? Batten down the hatches, so expeect another 8 to 14………”Avast have you seen the White Whale?”
    Ye wish you were rounding the Horn. Sharpen ye snow shovel.

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