Category Archives: sleepless in state college

Stevieslaw: A Modest Proposal

A Modest Proposal   Two or three of my passwords changed themselves last night as I slept. Apparently, they’re  programmed to do that every December 5th on non-leap years as a security measure. So-called experts may disagree with that conclusion, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: CREEP

Stevieslaw: What rock did you crawl out from under? In 1972, we had fun with the acronym CRP (The Committee to Re-elect the President) extending it to CREEP as a way of succinctly explaining Tricky Dick and his campaign. This … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Infant Infestation

Stevieslaw: Infant Infestation War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength Baby Cages are Tender Age Shelters All hail The Leader, who has put an end to the dangerous infant infestation that threatened our American way of life.

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Stevieslaw: Follow the Money

Stevieslaw: Follow the Money Reprinted from the Kansas Nutwarren: Conservative icon, Ann Coulter, was right on the mark in calling out the “child actors,” posing as refugees, wailing and crying sloppily on Network TV. She cautioned Trump not to fall … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump unveils new approach to Border Control

Stevieslaw: Trump unveils new approach to Mexican Border control President Trump tweeted this morning that he had come to an historic accord with Russian leader Vladimir Putin. In exchange for a halt in all U.S. sanctions, the Russian military will … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Buyer’s Remorse

Stevieslaw: Buyer’s Remorse The consumer watchdog group, “It has Gotta Go,” reported today that a careful examination of Donald Trump’s balding head as he boards Air Force One shows the stamp “discard after 03/12/18. They argue that he has expired … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: March Happiness

Stevieslaw: March Happiness. Here is Central Pennsylvania, just after the start of Daylight Savings Time, we can count on 12 hours of night and 12 hours of gloom. The temperature profile for the next few weeks is simple—high of 28, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: It could happen here department

Stevieslaw: It could happen here department Trump Tweets: 6:21 AM. I did not press the red button. If CNN and those other fake news stations say I pressed the red button, they are lying. Fake News. 6:28 AM. And anyway, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd

Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd. Trump’s plan to eliminate heating aid for low income Americans (the LIHEAP Program) is based on the usual mix of hearsay, misunderstanding, misinterpretation and outright lies, and it is getting rave reviews from the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Poor to Die Young

Stevieslaw: Poor to Die Young The Senate version of the health care bill, like the version passed by the House, will cut funding for Medicaid in order to provide tax cuts for the affluent. Said McConnell spokesperson, Grime Reper, “This … Continue reading

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