Stevieslaw: The Future of the Net

Here at Stevieslaw, we have been using the net to look for holiday presents for friends and family. We can compare prices and look at costumer reviews.

But, when we fast forward to December 2018, we envision something like:

Dear 3rd Class User, your search is important to us. This time of year our lines are quite busy. We estimate we can begin to process your search in about three weeks. To accelerate your search, you might consider upgrading your net membership with Verizon/Comcast. For a single search, you may upgrade to Webuser 2nd Class for $4.61 or to Webuser 1st Class for $19.53. Yearly, charges are $425.19 and $6,017.17 respectively. As a 2nd Class user your search time would be reduced to 13 days, while at 1st Class your search would take well under a millisecond.

If your search involves purchasing gifts, you might consider shopping at Verizon/Comcast/Macy’s. Connections are instantaneous and the quality of our products is second to none.