The vaccines are coming! The vaccines are coming!

Smart money says we will have a vaccine before the election. Many of us would like to know how, where, and when we will get it. Today, The White House has instituted a plan, under the direction of Jared Kushner, to make getting the vaccine as easy as presenting your Visa card.

“We will set up vaccination sites all across the nation,” said a Kushner spokesperson, Stony Cold. “Buy a Maga hat and get a shot for free, hissed Stony. What could be easier.”

Attorney General, William Barr, when questioned said, “This plan violates no law, that I am aware of, that cannot be ignored.”

House Democrats have threatened hearings as early as December 2020.