Stevieslaw: Santorum Decries Obama’s Space Policy
Rick Santorum’s campaign announced today that the candidate would end NASA and private space exploration, once he ascends to the Presidency. His spokesperson, Hunt W. Itch , said that the candidate had first hand information that the launching of rockets and satellites was disturbing the harmony of the Celestial Spheres and, frankly, giving God a headache. “This whole Galileo business should be looked into again, possibly by the Discovery Institute,” Itch said.
Itch promised that more policy pronouncements from the candidate could be expected on each and every Sunday.