Tag Archives: Rick Santorum

Stevieslaw: CREEP

Stevieslaw: What rock did you crawl out from under? In 1972, we had fun with the acronym CRP (The Committee to Re-elect the President) extending it to CREEP as a way of succinctly explaining Tricky Dick and his campaign. This … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: God Breaks 2 Thousand Years of Silence

Stevieslaw: God Breaks Two Thousand Years of Silence God spoke to the entire planet today at 4:30 AM Eastern Time. The world was bathed in a warm blue light as the Creator of the Universe spoke: Everyone was instantly awake … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Balance the Bronx

  Smokey Diamond is now wearing two hats, as she is retaining her position as chief correspondent for Stevieslaw while picking up the position of Spokesperson for the Myron for President Juggernaut. “Cousin Myron,” she declared, “Is now searching high … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.”

Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.” Super-principled Rick Santorum, vowed yesterday to lead the fight to ban so-called “jockey shorts” as his first order of business after he ascends to the Presidency. Ican T. Ellyou, spokesperson for the Rickster, explained … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Santorum Decries Obama’s Space Policy

Stevieslaw: Santorum Decries Obama’s Space Policy Rick Santorum’s campaign announced today that the candidate would end NASA and private space exploration, once he ascends to the Presidency. His spokesperson, Hunt W. Itch , said that the candidate had first hand … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: Saving Planet RY-N.

News from Johannesburg has most climate scientists and environmentalists decrying the results of the recent global climate conference. As Alden Meyers of the Union of Concerned Scientists noted, “… we did very little to affect the emissions curve which is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Rick Santorum and the Death of Bin Laden

We, in Pennsylvania, haven’t heard much from super-candidate Rick Santorum lately. And here at Stevieslaw, we’ve yet to meet anyone who claims to miss him.  Every six months or so, the national media reports on a statement or two from … Continue reading

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