Stevieslaw: The Biggest Deadline of the Year

Stevieslaw: The Biggest Deadline of the Year.
As many of you may have realized, with a sigh and an odd tear, the hot-dog stand on the corner of Allen and College will be closing for the season any day now. No more boiled dogs with mustard/ketchup and sauerkraut, a can of Pepsi and a bag of greasy chips after that sad day. That is the reason it is essential that you send us $15 or more for your chance of winning a dog day lunch with Steve. Have your dogs on one of several benches out in front of the famous Corner Room Restaurant—whose motto is “At Least We Won’t Make You Sick.” There may be conversation! And, on the odd chance it isn’t raining in State College, you will get to see the famous and the near famous State Collegians troop by. Remember that JoPa himself walked past this spot at least 10,000 times. Perhaps someday you might refer to this lunch as the day I saw “what’s her name.”
Cash only!

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