Facing a hypothetical question as to whether or not using “enhanced interrogation techniques” on the grandparents and grandchildren of detainees as they watched would have crossed the line to torture, former VP Dick Cheney turned beet-red and stammered, “I never thought of doing that. I really can’t imagine why I never thought of doing that, he continued, and I am ashamed of myself for not having come up with such an incredibly useful tool. America, I am sorry,” he concluded.