Stevieslaw: Best Buds Forever
The mutual admiration society that is Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump took a huge step forward today as the pair announced that they would venture into outer space together, searching for extraplanetary life as “smart and strong as we are.” The two plan to leverage The Donald’s money and The Vladimir’s space program for launch late in 2016. Trump said in the interview that he would not step away from the presidential race as, “I am talented and smart and successful enough to do both.”
In a closely related story, the United Nations announced that the day of the launch would be celebrated annually as an International Day of Rejoicing for all citizens of the planet.