As a public service, Stevieslaw is passing on a help-wanted ad that appeared in USA Today, yesterday.
Help Wanted: Conscience-free, gifted liars are desperately needed for ongoing operation in the nation’s capital. If you are the kind of person who can declare it is night even as the sun beats down on your head and sweat runs into your eyes, you may be a perfect fit. Does even your mother say “I can’t believe a word you say.”
Help us to change the world. Four years or more of employment is likely. Salary very, very high, huge, best salary ever.