Thinking about Trump, McConnell and Ryan and the rest of the Republican enablers. The last line is a perfect summary.
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
if only there were a leaky gas line under that crooked little house. . . .
Gas leaks are never where you need them to be. So many Republican state reps could benefit from a barbecue.