Tag Archives: Trump

What Trump left unsaid.

Early and Often President Trump would like to remind you to take lots of hydroxychloroquine tablets and a slug of bleach before venturing out to vote twice. Stay safe! And remember, you are likely to run across a few Democrats … Continue reading

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The Birds…The Birds

The Birds…The Birds. More good news this morning. The headline in the NYTimes is: Interior Dept. Finalizes Plan to Open Arctic Refuge to Oil and Gas Companies We are about to hear a lot about how this will give us … Continue reading

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Public Service Announcement

Trump’s War on Christmas. As a Public Service announcement today, The Post Office strongly urged you to mail all Christmas cards and gifts before July 31st , if you hope that they will be delivered on or before Christmas. They … Continue reading

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IGotMine

Trickle Down Republican lawmakers have devised a plan to rush Covid-19 vaccine to the 1%, providing immunity to those who matter. Republican Senator from Kentucky, Rand Paul, said “herd immunity will then trickle down to the masses.” Ted Cruz, who … Continue reading

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What did Trump say about it?

1 + 1 =3. My good friend Bernie didn’t have a wagering bone in his body, which was a good thing for him. He slowly built a reputation for “backing the wrong horse” 98.3% of the time. We could count … Continue reading

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The Collapse of the Base

The Collapse of the Base Republicans everywhere are running scared today. Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, reports that Trump has for the first time refused to supersize his lunch. Club members at his New Jersey golf resort say his short … Continue reading

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I believe I do…

The Trump Team announced today that negotiations with the tooth fairy are going very, very well.  The negotiations are being led by Mike Pence, who has a long-standing relationship with imaginary beings. Trump intends to make good on his promise … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My poem on New Verse News

Big day today. Here is my poem on New Verse News: Slum Lord You send the beef in bowling shirts and shitkicker boots every Sunday morning to collect from the perennial poor in the claptraps you own on Stone Avenue. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Who will stop the rain*

Stevieslaw: Maniacal Liberal Scientists Control the Weather Trump tweeted early this morning that the fall in the Stock Market was caused by the election of Democrats hell bent on investigating his administration. He also disclosed that he is fully aware … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: All the best people

Stevieslaw: All the Best People Way back in the eighties, my brother called me once from a rest area on Route 80 to say he had some money for me. I had helped make his bail. We were at a … Continue reading

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