Monthly Archives: August 2017

Stevieslaw: Donald Channels Ozzie

Posted on August 11, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Donald Channels Ozzie Donald Trump got the Press Corp out of bed today at 5:30 AM, ushered them into the Press Room, and without ceremony bit the head off of a live bat. Trump said, “I am mailing this … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Matryoshka

Posted on August 10, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Matryoshka The regional office of the FBI was screaming for Russian translators today, in ads placed in all the major news outlets and campus papers. Stevieslaw has learned that the ads are an outgrowth of the raid on Paul … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: We Didn’t Know

Posted on August 8, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: “We Didn’t Know.” The day after the storms finished off Kansas—not too long after the American Gulf Coast has joined the lost city of Atlantis and a few billion people have tried desperately to leave Southeast Asia—and failed, human … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: And I think it’s going to rain today

Posted on August 7, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: And I think it’s going to rain today. Trump’s vacation at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster is not off to a good start. Rain, rain, rain. Trump tweeted early this morning: First President ever to have bad … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Setting the Record Straight

Posted on August 3, 2017 by stevieslaw

No one at Stevieslaw called President Bonkers to congratulate him on being the best President ever.  If Donald J. Bananas says that we did, as he eventually will, he is lying.  

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Stevieslaw: Discipline

Posted on August 1, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Discipline An obviously puffed Sarah Huckabee told reporters at the White House today that Chief of Staff, John Kelly, gathered the entire White House Staff on the lawn at 3 AM this morning, had them don combat fatigues, and … Continue reading →

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