I believe I do…

The Trump Team announced today that negotiations with the tooth fairy are going very, very well.  The negotiations are being led by Mike Pence, who has a long-standing relationship with imaginary beings.

Trump intends to make good on his promise that the virus will one day disappear just like magic.

Said Pence, who has carefully avoided meeting with the fairy one on one, “I think she will agree to do that.”

Senate Republicans said the idea is brilliant, in particular, since it can’t possibly cost the government much more than 2 bits.

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2 Responses to I believe I do…

  1. I”m quite certain that Pence will take his wife along. You never know about tooth fairies. Could get rowdy.

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