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Are You Jewish?

Posted on December 11, 2010 by stevieslaw

Are you Jewish? My mother has, on occasion, claimed that we are Jewish, but she has lied to me so many times over the course of the years—most recently, about the spelling of my own last name, that I’ve started … Continue reading →

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My Travel Plans

Posted on December 5, 2010 by stevieslaw

My Travel Plans My fundamental friends remind me, cheerfully, that I will rot in hell. I had a bad start. My hapless relatives mugged Jesus, jilted Mohammed, and defied Moses, to frolic with a golden calf; although, my mother, god … Continue reading →

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