Tag Archives: “religion

Stevieslaw: Let Them Eat Cake

Posted on April 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Let Them Eat Cake You’d be hard pressed to find anyone with a firmer belief that Lois and Louise are going to burn in hell for all eternity, married or not, than those religious fundamentalists on the right. And … Continue reading →

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StevieslawReligiosity: The New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman

Posted on February 23, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our versatile investigative reporter, attended services this Sunday at the New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman, in downtown Manhattan at a former Union Hall.  CEO, Oscar Meyer, explained that the church is founded on a single principle, “Thou … Continue reading →

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: 1. God Quits

Posted on January 4, 2011 by stevieslaw

God quits over Israeli-Palestinian deadlock: Almighty God announced today that he is resigning from his role as master of the Universe, effective immediately, over the Israeli-Palestinian deadlock. God was quoted as saying, “I’m all powerful and all knowing, but I’m … Continue reading →

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My Travel Plans

Posted on December 5, 2010 by stevieslaw

My Travel Plans My fundamental friends remind me, cheerfully, that I will rot in hell. I had a bad start. My hapless relatives mugged Jesus, jilted Mohammed, and defied Moses, to frolic with a golden calf; although, my mother, god … Continue reading →

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