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StevieslawPubServAnn: Squelching the Naturally Gaseous Rumors

David Caruso, of the Associated Press, reports in this morning’s Centre Daily Times that the natural gas industry will stop using riverside water treatment plants to get rid of millions of barrels of tainted wastewater that results from fracking.  The … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Producers.

Smokey Diamond was able to obtain The Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Production Corporations: A Primer this week.  It is surprisingly short. In applying for a permit to drill, blast, or frack, cite the extensive research you have done that … Continue reading

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StevieslawItMakeNoSense: Tom Corbett Babbles like a Blighted Brook. AP Looks On.

Peter Jackson of the Associated Press, reporting in today’s local paper, has Pennsylvania Governor and man of the people, Tom Corbett, assuring citizens that he will “not let them poison the water.”  Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, and I would … Continue reading

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StevieslawSnipit: The Low-life in Corporate America

In a corporate world in which the Pennsylvania DEP would clearly issue a gas fracking permit to drill right beside—let’s say—the only oasis to supply water to the desert city of wishyouwerehere, before being asked, Smokey and I were still … Continue reading

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