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Stevieslaw: The Brain Trust

Stevieslaw: The Brain Trust Police halted construction on both sides of the Brooklyn Bridge early this morning. The construction firm, New-Volga, Inc., said that the owner of the bridge requested them to put toll booths up before the start of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Pinkie Swear

Stevieslaw: Pinkie Swear While everyone was watching Donald Trump parade through Washington without any clothes on, House Republicans have been doing the heavy lifting of overturning all things Obama. This past week they voted to gut the Dodd-Frank Financial Regulations. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Meaning of Trump’s Covfefe

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Covfefe Contrary to Donald Trump’s assertion, covfefe was not the first word invented or promoted by a President, nor is it likely to be the most bigly or huge ever. Harding gave us “normalcy,” Lincoln “Michigander,” Washington “moment” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to do Calamine Lotion Commercial

Stevieslaw:  Sean Spicer confirmed today that he will be taking some time off to recover from his “hiding behind a bush” episode.  “Not my proudest moment,” he told our reporter Smokey Diamond.  “And it turns out,” Spicey said,  “The bush … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for national parks

Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for National Monuments and Parks In a recent executive order, Donald Trump—real-estate developer, golfer and president, ordered a review of land designated as “National Monuments,” since 1996, under the Antiquities Act. Now, Interior Secretary, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Die Already.

Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan cites simple statistics In an exclusive interview with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, Representative Paul Ryan explained that RyanCareLess was the only way to move a stubborn curve. “If you look at statistics for the Obama Care … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump Praised by World Community

Stevieslaw: Trump praised by world community U.N. Secretary General, Antonio Guterres, today issued a Formal Commendation of Donald Trump. The Commendation read, “It’s been a hundred days and that moron (Donald Trump) has somehow avoided getting us all killed.” “Splendid.” … Continue reading

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