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The Collapse of the Base

Posted on August 11, 2020 by stevieslaw

The Collapse of the Base Republicans everywhere are running scared today. Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, reports that Trump has for the first time refused to supersize his lunch. Club members at his New Jersey golf resort say his short … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Pruitt to rule EPA by the Book

Posted on November 2, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Pruitt to rule EPA by the Book. I.C. Light, spokesperson for EPA Chief Scott Pruitt, told our own Smokey Diamond this morning that Mr. Pruitt will use the New Testament and the New Testament alone to guide the actions … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mother Earth denies bias

Posted on September 8, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mother Earth denies bias Mother Earth, in an interview with our own Smokey Diamond, defended herself from Right-wing radio hosts—Rush Limbaugh and the like, who have taken to describing her as an Anti-American liberal tool whose primary interest is … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Brain Trust

Posted on July 26, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Brain Trust Police halted construction on both sides of the Brooklyn Bridge early this morning. The construction firm, New-Volga, Inc., said that the owner of the bridge requested them to put toll booths up before the start of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Pinkie Swear

Posted on June 12, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Pinkie Swear While everyone was watching Donald Trump parade through Washington without any clothes on, House Republicans have been doing the heavy lifting of overturning all things Obama. This past week they voted to gut the Dodd-Frank Financial Regulations. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Meaning of Trump’s Covfefe

Posted on May 31, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Covfefe Contrary to Donald Trump’s assertion, covfefe was not the first word invented or promoted by a President, nor is it likely to be the most bigly or huge ever. Harding gave us “normalcy,” Lincoln “Michigander,” Washington “moment” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to do Calamine Lotion Commercial

Posted on May 12, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw:  Sean Spicer confirmed today that he will be taking some time off to recover from his “hiding behind a bush” episode.  “Not my proudest moment,” he told our reporter Smokey Diamond.  “And it turns out,” Spicey said,  “The bush … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for national parks

Posted on May 8, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for National Monuments and Parks In a recent executive order, Donald Trump—real-estate developer, golfer and president, ordered a review of land designated as “National Monuments,” since 1996, under the Antiquities Act. Now, Interior Secretary, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Die Already.

Posted on May 5, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan cites simple statistics In an exclusive interview with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, Representative Paul Ryan explained that RyanCareLess was the only way to move a stubborn curve. “If you look at statistics for the Obama Care … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trump Praised by World Community

Posted on April 29, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trump praised by world community U.N. Secretary General, Antonio Guterres, today issued a Formal Commendation of Donald Trump. The Commendation read, “It’s been a hundred days and that moron (Donald Trump) has somehow avoided getting us all killed.” “Splendid.” … Continue reading →

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