Stevieslaw: Minnie Thatford to vote Republican
Are you sitting down? Republican candidates for Local, State and Federal positions were buoyed by the news today that Minnie Thatford, of Minot, ND will be voting a straight Republican ticket. John W.T. Guy, spokesman for the Republican National Committee, told our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, “The news of a committed female voter is spectacular this early in the campaign.” “Clearly, women voters will continue flocking to the Republican cause as the campaign continues.” “We fully expect tens and perhaps dozens of women will come across with votes for our candidates on Election Day.”