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Stevieslaw: The gift that will keep giving

Stevieslaw: The gift that will keep giving. Marc Levy, writing for the Associated Press, discussed the growing disparity between what wealthy and poor districts spend to educate children in Pennsylvania. He noted that this “funding gap” has more than doubled … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett in “hes ohn werds”

Here at Stevieslaw, we will on occasion publish some inspiration words said as part of a presentation or interview given by one of our elected officials. Today, we have pulled out of an article by Marc Levy of the Associated … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett shines by Comparison

Stevieslaw: Tom Corbett’s Campaign Slogan Corbett’s spokesperson, Onter Take, announced with obvious glee today a slogan which the campaign feels will carry Corbett to victory in the upcoming election. “Sure, Tom may appear callous when it comes to educating children … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tom Corbett’s Lucky Socks

In his very successful effort to say something really stupid every day, Governor Tom Corbett tied raising the State’s minimum wage to changing the dynamic of the economic recovery. “The economy is starting to come back, Corbett said, I always … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett Brief Defines Poor, Pregnant and Disabled as Icky

I’m certain that Marc Levy, writing for the Associated Press, did not intend to write a coma inducing article about Tom Corbett’s plan to bring Federal Medicaid dollars to Pennsylvania for the purpose of not using them. Writing sensibly about … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Uncle Tom

Man of the people, Governor Tom Corbett, was quoted in our local paper as suggesting that one significant reason the unemployment rate in Pennsylvania was lagging the nation was that people were not applying for jobs because they would fail … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: I Don’t Want You Hangin’ Round

Stevieslaw: I don’t want you hangin round Every now and again our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, graces its pages with a picture of our governor, Tom Corbett. I will admit that seeing his face in the morning paper … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett No Respond to Kaen*

Stevieslaw: Corbett No Respond to Kaen* Tom Corbett today responded to charges by Attorney General Elect, Kathleen Kane, that he slowed the Sandusky investigation because he feared a backlash by Penn State fans by stating, “I slowed up the investigation … Continue reading

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Tom Corbett to Resign

Stevieslaw: Tom Corbett to Resign In another Stevieslaw exclusive, our intrepid reporter Smokey Diamond has learned that Tom Corbett will resign as Governor of Pennsylvania on July 31, 2012. According to Corbett spokesperson, D.L. Sayers, the Governor has, after a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: More Votes for Decent Folks

Stevieslaw: More Votes for Decent Folks The Republican legislatures in many states have been busy pushing voter identification laws. One was signed into law today in Pennsylvania by Governor Tom Corbett. The issue these laws claim to address is voter … Continue reading

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