The New York City Police and Fire Departments have ruled out arson as the cause of the fire that leveled Fox News Headquarters on the Avenue of Americas today. No one was hurt in the incident. Fire Department spokesperson, Gladys T. Metcha, said, “We have long been aware of the high concentration of poisonous and flammable gas in the building. That and the President’s recent decisions on immigration and Cuba were apparently enough to promote a “spontaneous combustion event.”

Liberal groups have denied tweeting the story under the headline of, “Another Christmas Miracle.”