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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Shocked by Study

We have just learned that a blue ribbon panel, appointed by the RNC to advise their Presidential candidates on science, has concluded that all immigrants, even those here illegally, are of the same species as the rest of us—that is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trumped. Policy Statements from out Future President (1)

Stevieslaw: Trumped! Policy Statements from our Future President (1) The Donald spokesperson, Ima N.T. Fired, said today that front-runner Trump has revised his immigration policy. “The Donald is quick on his feet,” noted Mr. Fired, and is willing to modify … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Netanyahu Addresses Congress in Hebrew

Stevieslaw: Netanyahu Addresses Congress in Hebrew Benjamin Netanyahu, prime minister of Israel, addressed a joint session of Congress today. Netanyahu spoke almost entirely in Hebrew—which with Arabic is one of two official languages of Israel, with a spattering of Yiddish … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Animal House

Stevieslaw: Animal House House Republicans realized last night that by shutting down the Department of Homeland Security, by withholding funding because of an unrelated executive order on immigration, they would be shutting down the Department of Homeland Security. What is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The House Republicans Voted to Contest

Just today, our local newspaper, the CDT, published two articles on measures being considered by House Republicans. The first described an anti-abortion measure that had to be pulled because it was offensive to staunchly anti-abortion Republican women. The second was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: TH Today-Spontaneous Combustion

The New York City Police and Fire Departments have ruled out arson as the cause of the fire that leveled Fox News Headquarters on the Avenue of Americas today. No one was hurt in the incident. Fire Department spokesperson, Gladys … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Reelect Them All

Remember when Mitch McConnell said in 2010, “It is not disrespectful to either the office or the man to say that this president is not equipped with vast experience—particularly in foreign affairs. We must then, to ensure that the nation … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Last Night I had the Strangest Dream

Last Night I had the Strangest Dream As I sat in the office grinning like the Cheshire cat, Smokey Diamond—our intrepid reporter came in. “What’s the grin about,” she asked. “I had the strangest dream last night,” I said. “You … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Book Review: Unleashing Corporate Compassion

In her new book, “Profit of Privatization,”(Fascion Press, $29.95 or company script, 343 pps) the conservative Becky Rishlim writes of a modern utopia in which the tyranny of unions and local and national government has been replaced by the benevolence … Continue reading

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: 11. You Talkin’ to Me?

11. Arizona to produce nuclear weapons. Curtis Strangelove, spokesman for the Arizona State Government, announced today that Arizona will produce a line of highly portable, 10-kiloton nuclear weapons by spring 2011.  Strangelove pointed out that, “The production of these weapons … Continue reading

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