Stevieslaw: Let Them Eat Cake
You’d be hard pressed to find anyone with a firmer belief that Lois and Louise are going to burn in hell for all eternity, married or not, than those religious fundamentalists on the right. And I get that. It’s what their religion teaches them. What I don’t get is the reason these same zealots seem determined to make the couple’s life on earth a sort of hell as well.
Come on Charley. You know you make the best damned wedding cake in all of Indianapolis. Let Lois feed Louise a piece on a day special to them. Allow them a smile or two–a little bit of a sweet thing. I hear it’s hot in hell and eternity has got to be an awfully long time.