Stevieslaw: Trump re-election campaign to kick-off this weekend

Stevieslaw: Trump re-election campaign to kick-off this weekend.

The campaign to reelect Donald Trump in 2020 will be on its way this weekend. Plans are to have a kick-off meeting at the Embassy of the Russian Federation on Wisconsin Avenue on Saturday.

Jeff Sessions, current Attorney General, said “People shouldn’t read anything untoward into our choice of location. We need a big venue, close to the White House—which is hard to find this time of year, and the Russians offered to open their home to us and to cater the event.”

“It’s hard to get good Russian food in the Capitol,” continued Sessions.

Earlier today, Sessions had clarified the purpose of his meetings with the Russian Ambassador during the campaign.

“We both love to eat,” Sessions said, “and agreed to meet every now and again to exchange recipes.” “Sergey got my recipes for southern fried chicken, catfish, grits and collard greens, while I got the best recipes for beef stroganoff and borscht (a beet soup). I had the borscht just last night for dinner.”

“That’s all there is to it,” he concluded.

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4 Responses to Stevieslaw: Trump re-election campaign to kick-off this weekend

  1. wpbzkzk says:

    Well, I can tell fake news from the real thing, and this is as fake as they come. Beef stroganoff and borscht?!? Only peasants would be impressed. The real menu will be caviar and blini. Please get your facts straight or you will be forced to divulge your sources. Z

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  2. stevieslaw says:

    But Z, Jeff Sessions is just plain folks. Just a small plantation and a few slaves. Of course he’d want peasant food.


  3. stevieslaw says:

    caviar, grits and a slim jim.


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