Stevieslaw: It could be worse department

You might be thinking, “It couldn’t be any worse.” What kind of President goes to a disaster zone and talks about crowd size?

“What a turnout!”

Yes. For Trump, it’s all about Trump. He could go to a ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery to honor the war dead and remark about the yuge number of grave markers that turned out to hear him speak.

And, yet.

And, yet. Here at Stevieslaw, the devastation of Hurricane Harvey has us thinking back upon Hurricane Sandy, the campaign of 2016, and, sadly, Ted Cruz. You remember Ted. The one that wanted to deny relief aid for New York and New Jersey following Sandy.

Just when we thought it was safe to stop our Antiemetic medication, pictures of that sanctimonious prick are popping up here and there again. A clear public health hazard, they appear without any warning to avert your eyes or don your special anti-Cruz glasses.

So, for those of you who can’t imagine things could be any worse, picture a Cruz/Pence administration.

We know. Not exactly the comforting article you were hoping for. Things could be worse, but only if our President were the Satanic Senator from Texas—Ted Cruz.

It’s hard to be optimistic about the 2020 Presidential race.