Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Stevieslaw: CREEP

Stevieslaw: What rock did you crawl out from under? In 1972, we had fun with the acronym CRP (The Committee to Re-elect the President) extending it to CREEP as a way of succinctly explaining Tricky Dick and his campaign. This … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: It could be worse department

Stevieslaw: It could be worse department You might be thinking, “It couldn’t be any worse.” What kind of President goes to a disaster zone and talks about crowd size? “What a turnout!” Yes. For Trump, it’s all about Trump. He … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The world we live in.

Stevieslaw: The world we live in. I imagine MSNBC spent the night barking the news that the Health Care bill was likely to fail to pass the Senate. Learned panels met to discuss the National, International and Universal repercussions of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Clinton’s Ravishing Disease

Stevieslaw: Clinton’s Ravishing Disease Alldatrut, a Brooklyn based blog that Smokey and I follow religiously (we love to say “what the…”), has just published a definitive analysis of Hillary Clinton’s health problems. Mrs. Clinton is not suffering from a common … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee…

Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee… then your party is broken beyond repair. Or poetically: The Republican Party sat on a wall, The Republican Party had a great fall; All the king’s horses and all the king’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Canadians to Thump Trump

Stevieslaw: Canadians to thump Trump Citing a brilliant new strategy, the Republican leadership announced today that they will allow Canadians to vote in each of the remaining primaries in an ongoing effort to stop Donald Trump. “Canadians of any age … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake

Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake Rolland Garis, spokesperson for the Republican Establishment, confessed today to our own Smokey Diamond that they had made a grave mistake. “We mixed up two names that sounded just like each other,” he said. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ted Cruz to raze “White” House

Stevieslaw: Ted Cruz to raze “White” House With super-Tuesday just over a week away, the Republican front runners are desperately trying to energize their base supporters. For the Cruz campaign, that means getting his natural constituency of white supremacists, over-the-top … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court

Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court There seem to be subtle differences between the people currently serving in the Senate and those who are (or were) on the Supreme Court. For example, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who could not … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven

Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven Now that it is more or less agreed among the most fervent Evangelicals that Ted Cruz has been anointed by God to be our next president, his campaign has begun to use his Messiah-like … Continue reading

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