Stevieslaw: All Tied Up in Alabama

Stevieslaw: All Tied Up in Alabama

Roy Moore’s legal team announced triumphantly this morning that they had located four women in Huntsville and five in Tuscaloosa willing to swear they were not abused by the judge. “We believe we can find a woman in the great state of Alabama willing to swear that Roy did not abuse her for every one that says he did,” said a spokesperson. “That’s huge,” he said.

Conservative radio hosts have immediately picked up on the news as have Moore/Trump supporters. Said 75 year old Judd Grace, sitting on a bench outside a gas station near Tuscaloosa, “It don’t seem fair that them liberals on the T.V. aren’t spending equal time talking about the women Old Moore didn’t abuse. “Not fair,” he concluded.

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